Callum SlaneySection titled Callum Slaney
developer + stuff
i am the supreme fat, i will eat you, i am also very cool, other fats fear me, for i am the largest, printers also fear me because i have a hammer
descriptionSection titled description
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work in progress replacement for what used to be my portfolio site, which is dead and gone, nothing is done
this is all placeholder content other than my name, thank you for coming to my ted talk
My purpose in life is to hate printers, printers were created by satan, i hate printers and will hit them with hammers.
Sometimes I do SysAdmin stuff, I won't claim to be any good at it, but companies don't care about doing anything properly so I have experience, even if it shouldn't be my remit.
experienceSection titled experience
something per language/topic, no 'bars' those are cringe, need to experiment
timelineSection titled timeline
some cool timeline showing shit i did, very epic